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| Don't worry folks, there's a better way |
What's a super menial job that literally everyone hates doing not because it's so difficult and requires great cognitive faculties but simply because it is degrading and insulting and just feels bad? Cleaning toilets, that's what! To make matters worse, all toilets ever have pretty much everything they need to clean themselves built in. Toilets, for those who aren't familiar, are built in with a device that makes an abundance of water swirl around inside the bowl for a while before being sucked into oblivion, never to be seen again (hopefully), and then refills itself with fresh, clean water. So why has no one installed into the tank of a toilet a device that contains some sort of alkaline fluid (such as, you know, soap) that can be released from time to time when flushed that will then swirl around with the water in the bowl, scrub off all the scum and hard water stains and anything else that may be sullying the pristine porcelain, and then be sucked away alone with it to be replaced by clean water as usual?
I will be sitting here, patiently waiting for Scrubbing Bubbles to contact me offering a partnership on this.
~Noley-Boy
P.S. I swear I'm not drunk. I'm totally serious.
